Hello there. Welcome. It's Eric Erickson here. The phone number is 877997. Eric, 877973, 745.

Now that I figured out the phone lines, listen, I realized we had people who were on hold and they gave up because I was having phone issues.

I got my issues fit. Well, those issues, those issues of mine are fixed.

So you can call in 877973, 745. Uh, but before I do that, I'm about to get myself in trouble.

I know I'm going to get myself in trouble. I just know it.

I do.

If a midget smokes weed,

does he get higher just regular?

Your mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore.

Your mama so fat, she saw a school bus full of white kids come down the road and yelled

Twinkie.

I personally find them funny, but more likely than not, you've gotten offended. What do you call

a psychic midget in trouble with the law, a small medium at large? You can't tell those

jokes. You're not supposed to tell those jokes anymore. It's punching. Well, of course, it's a midget joke. So of course of course, it's punching down. But, I mean, you get my point. You're not allowed to, you're not allowed to punch down in comedy. You're not allowed to tell a joke about it. Unless it's a white, you can tell a joke about Trump supporters. You can tell a joke about white people, you can tell a joke about

Christians, but you can't tell a joke about anybody else. You can't be an equal opportunity

offender anymore. Because the arbiters of taste are of the left, of the cultural left,

and the arbiters of taste said, funny is not allowed.

I've mentioned beforehand, a Gadsby.

She's a comedian, well, I use comedian, air quotes, comedian, insufferably progressive.

She had a monologue,

dissertation, what a commentary,

I won't call it comedy because it wasn't on Netflix called Nanette.

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