S10 Ep 391 Roisin Conaty - Celeb Guest

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Comedy

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2024

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Joe and David catch up with their old mate comedian Roisin Conaty. While they wait for her they tell each other elephant jokes. Roisin kicks off by telling them about cold water swimming, getting the shits and losing her voice. After swapping loads of funny stories they start taking post-it notes off David’s pin board and talking about whatever is on it, this throws up some even funnier stories including being bullied into touching a stags antlers. They decide Roisin is a wise owl, Joe is an old soul and David is a kid at heart. Joe reminisces about when Roisin used to run a weird little gig in Westminster and he thought she worked for the government. Roisin talks about people having their lights on or off and explains the concept to David before asking them if they went to prison what crime would they have comitted. The chat has whizzed by and Joe and David don’t want it to end but sadly it must.

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0:00.0	I'm I'm going to be. Hello?
0:38.3	Hello? Can you hear?
0:39.3	Oh, for fuck sake.
0:40.3	What?
0:41.3	Oh,
0:42.3	Fucking out.
0:44.3	A little savey, samey.
0:46.3	Nice similar chumpers.
0:47.3	Can you hear me all right?
0:51.3	He just walked off.
0:53.3	I'm inside. What I'm doing? just walked off inside
0:54.5	what's doing
0:57.8	oh you get changed
1:00.8	that's better
1:02.0	can you hit her
1:03.7	my internet upstairs doesn't work
1:05.6	so I'm holding the phallic
1:07.0	oh no how come
1:08.6	don't I
1:09.6	so I've got to hold this fucking thing I can a hold this fucking thing. I can't hold this. It's rubbish, isn't it? I can't hold this for an hour. Feels very dry hard. Honestly, this is, I can't do it. And I left my water upstairs. I'm in a... I mean... Yeah. It does,
1:27.6	isn't it?
1:28.5	What's it,
	...

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