S10 Ep 387 Usual Drivel: Getting Some Vinyl In The Post

Chatabix

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Comedy

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2024

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Joe opens a flat looking parcel, it is a present from the Battle Of The Chatabands winner Mezz Coleman. Mezz has sent Joe her album so he can play it on the retro record player his wife Petra bought him for Christmas. He goes downstairs to play it but things get a bit awkward because the cleaner is in the kitchen. Joe beats a hasty retreat back upstairs to his office. Then David takes Joe on some metal detecting forums and they realise that all metal detectorists either sound like proper metal detectorists or professional golfers. After wondering if women have hobbies, Joe looks at one of his Petra's interior design magazines. They decide it would be nice to use Mezz's song to play them out but after playing it they carry on nattering and the song doesn’t really play them out at all.

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0:00.0	I'm I'm Hello.
0:38.4	Morning.
0:39.4	How you doing?
0:40.9	All right, yeah.
0:43.0	I was just checking my Wi-Fi.
0:43.9	It seems a bit shit.
0:44.9	Anyway, how are you?
0:47.2	Not bad.
0:47.7	How are you?
0:49.0	I'm all right.
0:53.1	Seven minutes of how we use.
0:54.2	Yeah.
0:55.7	I've got this.
0:58.4	Here's a post that was been... What's that?
0:59.3	It's from Ms. Coleman, who won our...
1:03.0	Oh, yeah.
1:03.7	Chatterbans.
1:04.6	She sent me a record, I think.
1:07.2	Wow.
1:08.2	You're a record player, have you?
1:09.7	Yeah.
1:44.2	Nice. Yeah. Have you opened it? No, I was going to do it on the pod. Oh, lovely. It's got a dread. Obviously, I'll cover some, but I don't know. I always find it weird that someone's got a little house on the other side of the world. I hope it is a record. Do you know it is a record? Not going to be new depicts. Just thinking what, you know you go, okay, what percentage of your wealth, you know, the money you have in the bank would you bet on this being a record? It's got to be a record. It's got to be a record. But what, okay, but what amount of money would you bet on that being a record?
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