S10 Ep 383 Scared of the Farmer - Metal Detecting with David part 1

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🗓️ 14 March 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

David has bought a metal detector and was going to take Joe out to experience his new found hobby but it’s pissing down and apparently the machine doesn’t work very well in the rain. So instead David tells Joe all about how much fun he had yesterday when he went metal detecting with the family. David tells Joe that he couldn't pluck up the courage to ask a farmer for permission to use the detector in their field so he got his wife Naomi to ask. They discuss why Naomi agreed to be the one to knock on the farmers door even though it's David's hobby. Continuing his story David tells Joe how they all climbed the fence to get in the field and within 5 minutes of firing up the dector found a Hay Rack Tine. David and Joe aren't really sure what this is.

The metal detecting series is to be continued... what will David find next ?

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0:00.0	I'm I'm Is it all right?
0:21.6	Yeah, two hours I'll be looking forward to this. Is it alright?
0:39.2	Yeah, two hours I've been looking forward to this.
0:41.7	I know.
0:43.8	I didn't even think about it, and then I just thought, right, I better get ready.
0:47.3	Start a change from a phone.
0:48.7	I was fucking pissing it down.
0:50.3	When you said it's pissing down, I thought you went, it's pissing down as in the machines down?
0:57.3	Oh.
0:58.2	No, see, the interface is up.
1:02.8	Can't handle water.
1:06.2	And also, I'm zooming.
1:09.8	So I've got my phone. I wanted to leave that on a fence post. Oh, right. I'm zooming. So I've got my phone.
1:11.4	I wanted to leave that on a fence post.
1:13.8	Oh, right.
1:14.8	Let's see what we, you were going to,
1:18.5	you were going to go metal detecting in a field,
1:20.7	and you've already asked the farmer if you can go.
1:24.6	Well, I'll talk to you about that.
1:26.2	Yeah.
1:26.9	Do you know what I wanted to do? I wanted to walk up for, I wanted to walk through that. I wanted to go up, I wanted to leave the house with you with it. I wanted to go on the journey up with you. Yeah. Do you know what? It's perfect. It's all perfect. It's all set up for a marvellous summer, 2024 for you listeners.
1:47.0	As our audience slowly dwindle, but we get happy.
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