There you are on the train and you see someone harassing a woman.

What do you do?

I'll check if she's okay and ask if she wants to report it.

I'll ask the directions to distract him.

I'll tell someone who works at the station.

His mind mate, I'll tell him to stop.

There are many ways you can safely tackle violence against women and girls.

If you think it's wrong, act on it.

Find out how at gov.uk slash enough.

If someone is in danger call 999.

If you have children, you know how impossible it can be to get them to remember to wash their hands.

Ever. Let alone after they use the bathroom.

If my son had it his way, he would eat everything with his hands, which would be marinated in weeks worth of germs.

Even after explaining to him 8,000 times that poop, hands kill.

That's the name of my next album, by the way.

He would still happily eat a hot dog on the toilet if only I would let him.

My son isn't quite 9 years old though.

I can forgive his ignorance of basic hygiene to a point.

Mary Mellon on the other hand was a grown-ass adult who should have known better.

And despite being told many times to wash her goddamn hands after using the shitter,

and before going back to work in the kitchens of wealthy families, she, for whatever reason, refused.

As a result, she left scores of really sick people in her wake, killing a few along the way,

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