Welcome to Totalis Rankium, this week final!

Hello, and for the last time in series one,

welcome to Totales Rancum. I am Jamie.

And I am Rob, and here we are.

We've done it.

Episode, I've kind of lost count, because we stopped not wondering them.

Yeah.

But it's like, is it 95? Something like that. I'd say 95. 95? Not really, because we're, Leo's going to be 86. That's true. Yeah. 5.6. 88, 90, 92, 94, 94. 95. This is 95. This is 95. Yeah, got it. Excellent. Good math counting there. Yeah. You can expect this kind of high-level math counting from the whole of this episode. So I'm voting for... So I'm voting for... No, so am I. Right, we're done here. Yeah. See you next time. No. There's more to it than that. Yes, there is. There is. So what are we doing, Rob? Well, I thought we're going to keep this one quite loose and free. We've got a couple of rounds that we're going to talk about, but then we're going to generally discuss. So this week, we're going to start with a Historia Radiculi round, just because I like them.

Definitely.

Then a new round, brand new round. Yes. Voxiness, populanus. Is that what we're calling it? Yep. Good. Voxylus. Voxiness. Voxiness. Popianus. Right. Get the sound guy. We're going to need a recording of that. Foxy nuts, poppy aliens Okay, so that will be coming up later

Brilliant Get the sound guy. We're going to need a recording of that. Voxy nuts, poppy aliens. Okay, so that will be coming up later. Brilliant. And then we just have a debate at the end, and we'll choose who the winner is. Yeah. Yeah. It'd be interesting to see whether we think the same thing, because both before we're on an air, we both said, we have an idea who we think. What if they match?

I'd purposely be not thinking about it, though. I have been. Oh, you have? You have? You have? I've been kind of... I could go either way. All right. Between two people. Yeah, I think mentally I have kind of etched one out. But, yeah, I'll have etched one out as well. But still, open mind.

Let's go into...

Historia.

Ridiculous. Okay. It's a bit of an alternative history idea. Oh, okay. Okay. All right, go. Your Prince Albert. Prince Albert. You're thinking of your Prince Albert. Ooh. Yeah. Had that done years ago. Queen Victoria's husband obviously is who I'm referring to her.

Yeah. your prints out but oh yeah had that done years ago queen victoria's husband obviously is who

i'm referring to her yeah yeah yeah and uh he died he did victoria very sad she mourned for the rest

of her life she did she was not amused no she was she wore she wore black she shrank by about

three feet yes she didank by about three feet.

Yes, she did.

Yeah, expanded by three feet.

But in this version of history, she remarries.

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