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Hello Dysfunction

S1 Ep99: Save The Mexican Pizza

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2020

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Post office drama, phone overboard, trigger warnings are important and what is the electoral vote! Raccoon babies have arrived, catfish is staged, Saturday is World Mental Health Day. 
This week’s tv recommendations are: 
Waves
I Met The Devil

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I don't need to be in charge.

0:03.0

It's hot.

0:05.0

It's hot.

0:10.0

It's hot. It's hot.

0:13.2

hot day today and I'm sweating.

0:15.2

It's a hot day today and I'm over these

0:17.2

fucking hot days.

0:18.7

Episode 99, feeling fine.

0:22.0

Already. Crazy. Already.

0:23.0

Crazy.

0:24.0

So fucking crazy.

0:26.0

I still remember doing the first episode.

0:28.0

It actually just popped up on my memories.

0:30.0

Really?

0:31.0

Mm-hmm.

0:32.0

That very first episode where we're sitting across from each other?

0:35.0

Upstairs. Yeah. Right, yeah. Mm-hmm.

0:38.0

Look, I'm untying my pants.

0:40.0

I'm pulling them up to your nibbles.

0:43.0

Every pair of pants is high-waisted.

0:47.0

That doesn't matter.

0:48.0

If you smash your fucking puss while doing it,

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