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The Tim Hawkins Podcast

S1 Ep99: 099 - Tunafish Origins, Chicken Chest, and Dwarf Watch

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Christianity, Religion & Spirituality, Improv

4.72.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2018

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

This week, Tim still remembers his lines from his 5th grade play. Caleb doesn’t like chocolate. The crew fields questions from the audience. Aaaaand racist Freight makes an aggressive return to the show.     WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak!   Social Meeds:   Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Facebook: @poddybreak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're listening to Good Doos Good Music 24 hours a day.

0:03.6

KDNW 90.5 FM.

0:13.5

You could come back story in my life.

0:15.3

Yeah, you need to work on your testimony.

0:16.8

Where?

0:19.6

I did, yeah.

0:20.6

So you need to really screw it up and then come back.

0:23.1

Mm-hmm.

0:23.9

OK.

0:24.7

I'm down.

0:25.2

But what can you do?

0:26.0

Don't go full-tiger, though.

0:26.8

As long as you can guarantee me that you can come back

0:29.0

as I like this job.

0:30.2

OK.

0:30.4

Denny's waiters is or something.

0:31.6

And that I still stayed in the.

0:33.3

Don't go full-tiger to my here.

0:35.2

Yeah, that's important to group because he's

0:36.5

got to continue playing poker.

0:38.3

Got to continue doing life living.

0:41.1

So having that's our only conditions

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