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S1 Ep96: POW! Right in the Balls | Scissor Bros w/ Steebee Weebee & Jeremiah Watkins | Ep 96

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Jeremiah Wonders

Comedy, Improv

4.9977 Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

This week we're coming for each other's BALLS. Steebee continues his war with water, Jeremiah gives an important anatomy lesson, Wilder's future gets decided, we get an incredible new cartoon theme song from some Scissor Siblings and Steve airs his new life crisis.

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00:00 Teasers
01:05 Opening Song "Heart Mansion"
05:35 M. Night Tears
07:17 Tick Tick Tick
12:07 Anatomy Lesson
15:31 Steve's Crisis
26:07 No Nut Forever
36:31 Jordan Never Did That
43:29 Wilder's Future
50:04 Zoowilder
54:48 Sibling Question
57:28 Sibling Song "Frugal Brothers Strike Again"
59:03 Balls Balls Balls Challenge
1:08:20 The Punishment
1:12:34 Gerald's Thoughts

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Intro: Ryan Strauss (https://www.instagram.com/anotherstrauss)

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This guy's coming to see me though, don't worry about it.

0:02.0

This guy likes you so much.

0:03.6

He took his mask off when you got on stage.

0:05.6

Oh my God!

0:07.4

Oh, he wants it.

0:08.4

Yeah, because he wanted to smell your natural health. SAC. Hey, scissors siblings, come see me live this weekend in Des Moines, then Lexington,

0:21.2

Kentucky, then St. Petersburg, Florida, then Chicago, Illinois,

0:24.2

then Los Angeles, California, Huntington Beach, Houston, Austin, and tickets just added to New York

0:29.4

City for a special stand-up on the spot.

0:31.1

I can't announce the lineup yet but it is

0:32.8

fire. Get tickets at Jeremiah Watkins.com. Thank you so much for your support.

0:37.1

Now let's get into this episode of Ciserbrows.

0:42.4

How hard is the thing? I mean you'll feel it you'll feel it but it won't it won't bruise you so are we naked? Heh. Scisser Brothers! Whoa? Whoa, whoa, and you're a-ra-na.

1:17.0

Steepy got where. Stevie got wet so so wet.

1:27.0

His home is getting wet and by the day.

1:37.0

I don't know if I want him to stay there anymore. Oh, we gotta find Steve a new place.

1:57.0

Did you know Steve, a new place?

2:00.0

Did you know Steve, that there's plenty of room for you here in my heart?

2:11.0

There's a manching for you in my heart. There's a matching for you in my heart.

2:15.0

There's a matching for you in my heart.

2:20.0

You can move in anytime because you already live there

2:30.0

And I know you don't know where you're gonna live next

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