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S1 Ep95: It all comes down to this... | Scissor Bros w/ Steebee Weebee & Jeremiah Watkins | Ep 95

Trailer Tales

Jeremiah Wonders

Comedy, Improv

4.9977 Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2023

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

The Battle for Steebee's Fart Corner has arrived. Jeremiah and Steebee face-off in this week's challenge to determine the fate of the fart corner, Steve shares tale of his sorry living conditions and Jeremiah recounts his worst audition ever.

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00:00 Teasers
01:37 100th Episode
02:09 Opening... Challenge?
09:40 The Challenge Stakes
12:23 Steve's New Trauma
15:28 Living Conditions
22:32 Zillow
28:33 Twerk Retrospective
35:51 Song "Goodbye Twerk"
38:28 Cottage Cheese
44:24 Willow
46:20 Commercial Acting
1:06:55 The Final Face-Off
1:11:20 Gerald's Thoughts

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Cisser siblings come see your boy live in Palm Springs, California, Des Moines,

0:04.2

Iowa, Lexington, Kentucky, Chicago, Illinois, St. Petersburg, Florida, Houston, Texas

0:08.6

just added New York City and look out for awesome Texas.

0:11.6

Tickets to Jeremy Watkins.

0:13.1

Now let's get into this episode of Scissor Bros.

0:18.4

If you poop your pants, you disqualify yourself.

0:37.0

Now Steve is looking at me with a lot of anger. Cesar Brothers Brothers!

0:39.0

What did you just say?

0:41.0

Are we on brother?

0:42.0

We're ready to go.

0:43.0

I said, because I come up with brilliant ideas on the fly.

0:47.6

And I said that, oh, dude, we should eventually

0:51.4

do a booger eating challenge contest.

0:55.0

Yeah, let's get right on that.

0:59.0

I don't like the unenthusiasm with a lot of my ideas.

1:02.0

What are you talking about? Steve. the farting

1:06.9

thing for one.

1:07.9

Steve I love that.

1:08.9

It's it's really exciting.

1:11.6

I think it should be on the top of the docket for our challenges

1:15.3

Okay, can we because we're we like to communicate right and be transparent we like to be crystal clear here. Okay, so let's be let's get to be crystal clear here.

1:23.0

Okay, so let's be, let's get to the crystal.

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