S1 Ep9: The Tub (S1, Ep9)

Uncanny County

UncannyCounty

Fiction, Drama, Comedy Fiction

4.8 • 702 Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2016

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Ashley wants her aging parents to move into assisted living. Reed and Cheryl have other ideas, and want to retain their independence in their golden years. But when they move into a house with strange amenities, they soon realize that Reed’s “senior moments” are the least of their problems...

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0:00.0	You're riding alone on a moonlit but starless night.
0:10.1	You just missed your exit.
0:11.6	Now there's only one way back home.
0:14.2	So sit back, open your ears, and hold on tight.
0:17.8	Because you're about to take a quick detour through Uncanny County.
0:26.0	Sheriff's Department.
0:27.6	Dillard, what are you doing?
0:29.2	We know he ain't likely to answer.
0:31.4	Yes, Sheriff, but protocol dictates.
0:33.1	There's protocol, and then there's manners.
0:38.8	Sheriff's Department. Sheriff's Department.
0:40.3	That's better.
0:41.4	And you can holster your weapon.
0:43.5	Sorry, Sheriff.
0:44.7	I have a tendency towards excess enthusiasm.
0:47.2	Duly noted.
0:50.9	Mr. Hammersley,
0:52.6	your neighbors are awful worried about you.
0:55.9	If you are home, please make your presence known.
1:00.8	It's open.
1:02.2	That's not unusual in these parts.
1:04.6	Let's take a look.
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