4.8 • 702 Ratings
🗓️ 16 November 2016
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Lydia Hanlon always dreads her annual trip home for Thanksgiving. This year, unbeknownst to her, she has a really good reason…
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0:00.0 | You're riding alone on a moonlit but starless night. |
0:10.0 | You just missed your exit. |
0:12.0 | Now there's only one way back home. |
0:14.0 | So sit back, open your ears, and hold on tight |
0:18.0 | because you're about to take a quick detour through Uncanny County. |
0:26.9 | I am thankful, Jen, for loading and unloading. I am thankful, Jen, for lots of things. |
0:32.1 | Thankful the flight's over. Mm-hmm. And I'm thankful I'll be back in New York in a week. |
0:35.8 | You're going into us with a wrong attitude, Lydia. |
0:38.2 | You don't know. You're from a city. You're home. |
0:40.5 | You're not the only one in for arguments at the Thanksgiving dinner table. |
0:43.8 | Yeah, but... |
0:45.1 | There are people here, some, who think like you do. |
0:48.3 | I still have to rent a car and travel a hundred years back in time. |
0:51.2 | It can't be that bad. |
0:52.8 | You don't know. It's like visiting another planet. |
0:56.7 | Do a story on it. I live it. That's enough. What are you thankful for? My fabulous new apartment. |
1:03.9 | You. But mainly, I'm thankful for the best pumpkin lante in the USA. Havilina Java! |
1:11.3 | Oh my God, yes. |
1:13.6 | Why are these guys going to move up east? |
1:15.4 | So much better than anything in New York. |
1:18.0 | Welcome to Havelinas. What can I get for you? |
1:20.3 | Two extra digunda pumpkin spice lattes. |
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