S1 Ep88: 088 - Cat Poop Christmas, Crappaw’s Tort-Emporium, and Gifts Galore

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Christianity, Religion & Spirituality, Improv

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2018

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

This week, Levi’s brother Spencer salvages a plethora of cat poop for a Christmas gift. Freight is a gift party dictator. Jonnie joins the crew as the neighbor kid on Christmas morn. How old is Monty? Tim thinks Jonnie has a thumb head. Caleb receives a disappointing gift from a fan, whilst Freight is presented with the ULTIMATE benefaction (good word)! WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak! Social Meeds: Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Facebook: @poddybreak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Good News, Good Music 24 hours a day.
0:03.7	KDNW 90.5 FF.
0:06.6	[♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪
0:13.9	Uh, where those gifts are there?
0:15.4	Oh, oh my goodness.
0:16.4	Pull those gifts out.
0:17.8	Whoever gets, bring this one.
0:18.6	You want to do, what do you want to do?
0:20.6	Thanks for watching.
0:21.7	You want to do this one for the whole crew first?
0:24.8	That's that individual.
0:26.0	It's like Christmas.
0:26.8	So this is the big one.
0:28.0	These are wrapped.
0:28.6	These are wrapped in the bosom.
0:29.6	This is a bunts in a bag of individually wrapped with our names and little, uh,
0:36.6	Oh, you'll see.
0:37.5	OK, above and beyond.
0:38.6	So this says to,
0:41.6	Oh.
0:42.6	Oh.
0:43.6	It says to Tim and crew, but they crossed out Tim and put freight.
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