S1 Ep86: 086 - Bean Weight, Wallyball Brian, and Yelling Extremities

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Christianity, Religion & Spirituality, Improv

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🗓️ 26 April 2018

⏱️ 88 minutes

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This week, Tim roasts Caleb for going to the hospital on the road. FREIGHT IS BACK. Daren’s friend Brian calls in. Caleb thinks George Beverly Shea sounds like he’s chewing a hamburger whilst singing.The crew gives relationship advice to a listener. Tim steps in the net as the comedy goalie. Daren gives scorching hot takes on Star Wars, and where did Alex’s nicknames come from? Submit your relationship questions here!!! Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Good Doos Good Music 24 hours a day.
0:03.6	KDNW 90.5 FF.
0:13.9	Carefully measuring out.
0:17.5	Is the beans so carefully measuring out each individual bean.
0:24.6	Taking one bean out because it's just a little too heavy.
0:27.1	You'd put a lighter bean in.
0:30.1	Now.
0:34.0	Yeah.
0:35.0	What's the average bean weight?
0:38.0	You know that, don't you?
0:40.0	Bean weight.
0:41.0	That should be like an MMA.
0:44.0	Find a bean weight.
0:48.0	In the left corner, we're going to point two grams.
0:53.0	Cheeto Mayberry.
0:57.0	Cheeto Mayberry.
0:58.0	He's a cute one, any folks?
1:02.0	Wangen.
1:04.0	At point six, two grams.
1:09.0	From Ethiopia.
1:10.0	From Ethiopia.
1:12.0	With notes of pomegranate.
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