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S1 Ep85: EDWARD FORTYHANDS | Scissor Bros w/ Steebee Weebee & Jeremiah Watkins | Ep 85

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Jeremiah Wonders

Comedy, Improv

4.9977 Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2022

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Get your duct tape ready because we're playing EDWARD FORTYHANDS! Jeremiah shares some Bobby encounters, Steve hits a huge milestone, we take a few fan questions, Wilder meets The Queen and Steve really really really wants to do his fart segment.

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00:00 Teasers
05:55 Barbarian
07:28 Jeremiah & Bobby
10:27 Power Trip Producer
12:54 Bobby Ruins a Shoot
13:47 Congratulations Steve
15:30 The Challenge
36:19 EDWARD FORTYHANDS
43:15 Song "A Man Named Edward"
46:20 Fan Questions
58:12 Adam Ray's Wedding
1:05:00 First 40 Down
1:08:07 Song Submission
1:11:56 Wilder's Halloween
1:15:30 YouTube Comment
1:19:42 Steebee's Fart Segment
1:25:50 Gerald's Thoughts

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Producer: Ryan Armendariz (https://www.instagram.com/_peril)
Editing/Graphics: Jordan Blauvelt (https://instagram.com/limitbreaklife)

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey Scissor siblings come see me live in Syracuse, New York doing stand up this weekend and then Sunday November 13th in New York City at New York comedy club for stand up on the spot

0:10.0

and also join our Patreon for exclusive content.

0:14.5

Patreon.com slash Scissor Bros.

0:17.8

Now let's get into this episode of Scissor Bros.

0:21.5

What's the punishment for this one?

0:26.0

Punishment is something that we call Edward Fortehands.

0:32.0

Edward Fortehands. For the rest of the podcast.

0:37.0

What is a VA?

0:40.0

Wait, dude, hold up, dude. Scisser brothers

0:59.0

what's about the fucking jug man.

1:00.0

What's about the fucking jug man?

1:02.0

That thing is fucking huge dude. I want to start with that. I like I like where

1:08.3

Steve's energy is at I'd like to start recording. Are we recording? We've been recording? We've been recording. Well we got to cut all that

1:16.4

that song stuff that we were doing. We just keeping that in.

1:20.4

Jordan make a big note that the stuff that Steve and I were singing a little bit ago

1:26.8

does not go in the podcast and we're starting up with a bang on the

1:32.0

scissors bros. What's up with the jug?

1:34.7

Don't worry about the jug, man.

1:37.2

Don't worry, you know what, I wanted to start recording

1:39.2

because I like your energy right now.

1:41.2

I don't like my energy.

1:42.1

Why don't you like your energy right now? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what's in the bag. Don't worry about what's in the bag. What's in the bag? Yeah, baby. Yeah. Ooh, those little squints for me?

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