S1 Ep82: 082 - Freight Cakes, Ice Rats, and Bad National Anthems

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Christianity, Religion & Spirituality, Improv

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🗓️ 29 March 2018

⏱️ 112 minutes

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This week, Levi explores the potential of Cold Stone Steve Austin. Caleb is unsure if a pepper is a fruit. Freight's fame pulls people away from Bob's table. And Tim is in a Gospel trans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Yeah, right right
0:15.3	Right
0:17.3	Right
0:19.3	Right
0:20.3	Royal pastries to talk like that
0:22.3	Right
0:24.3	He's a well-known guy but I'm like I'd say his name
0:28.3	Yeah, look at your sony is no respect for the show she yelling with a mic off. Yeah, is this your phone?
0:37.4	Great good night. We need to get you some respect
0:41.2	Anvil's tape to it the thing is heavy. Is that have an extra battery on the back?
0:46.9	Maybe I got to work out more you guys want to listen to me my sandwich. Yeah, it sounds like a lot of fun for everyone
0:51.6	Is that your bread? Yeah, that'll be fun for everyone. Okay, good. They got new bread. It's really good
0:57.7	They do
1:02.8	I'm a nightly muffin like post-show muffin
1:06.7	You have a nightly muffin. You have a nutman up. You're not good up here for muffin time. Yeah, no, it's like
1:12.7	Oh, yeah, you want him. Oh, yeah, he wants it up from his joy that radio a stuff his body like he gets on the bus
1:19.2	He's like
1:21.8	There it is muffin time. Yeah, so excited muffin time
1:25.4	There's a highlight of my year, so you're putting butter on it or just nope
1:29.8	My blueberry muffin, but you do warm it up. Okay, don't even tell me that you eat a muffin room temp
1:35.9	Oh my psychopath. Yeah, how do you he straight up straight up straight up?
1:41.1	It's start off though. He's crazy
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