S1 Ep78: Your Butthole Is Not For Vengeance

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2020

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

We're back from a break because let's face it, sometimes life takes over. Cinco de Mayo is for drinking, we visit lots of weird news, and why were all grandparents so beautiful? Some parenting talk, new film and book recommendations and keep Crisco out of your god damn cookies. Enjoy.

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0:00.0	Look at that fucking chair.
0:02.0	That is Jellybee's chair.
0:04.0	Look at that cat toy that Mark is sniggled.
0:07.0	Oh my fucking God.
0:09.0	Hey, it was brand new too.
0:11.0	Oh, hell no. They would live outside. Jelly Bean made that his chair.
0:15.6	No it's just him doing it? That pretty jelly bean yeah pretty much. Are you
0:21.9	recording it? How does it sound? It's pretty low in the headphones. Do I sound like a sex god? No.
0:30.6	Because that's the sound that I'm going for. We're not going to be able to achieve.
0:34.0	Do I sound like I'm close enough?
0:36.0	Yeah. Okay.
0:37.0	When Mark talks, he has so much bass in his voice.
0:40.0	His voice sounds different than mine on the recording. It sounds like boom
0:45.0	Boom it sounds like what? Boom
0:49.0	Do you feel weird? It feels so weird, huh?
0:53.0	I'm like slanted like this.
0:55.0	I'm like, can I move?
0:58.0	I'm sitting on the bar.
1:00.0	Great.
1:02.0	We're in a new bunker. We're in a new underground bunker now. And it's episode
1:08.4	78. 78 welcome back after a brief hiatus life we've had life a lot of life going on we
1:17.7	had to take a break death oh my god I have a whole list of death. Do you? Who died?
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