4.9 • 977 Ratings
🗓️ 2 September 2022
⏱️ 59 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, Cesar siblings. Come see me live this weekend in San Antonio, Texas, then Fort Worth, Texas, then Toronto, |
0:04.7 | and just for laughs, then Vegas, Huntington Beach, La Jolla, and more. Thank you so much for supporting |
0:09.9 | Stand Up on the spot, and check out Stevie Weebe Show with Ron Funches this week |
0:13.7 | after you check out Scissor Bros today. We love you guys unless I get into this |
0:16.6 | episode right here right now. Love y'all. God! Why do you have that bag there? |
0:22.1 | You're gonna throw up? |
0:22.8 | I might throw up in the bag. |
0:24.8 | I might throw up in the bag. Scisser Brothers I was too young to have met Jesus, but I heard that Jesus was cool |
0:56.0 | Now that the world has fallen to pieces |
1:02.0 | I want to know what Jesus would not do. |
1:08.0 | Jesus wouldn't do delivery, he'd do Dejorno. |
1:13.0 | Jesus wouldn't give Asian men micropenises. |
1:17.0 | Jesus wouldn't watch murder shows with his girlfriend. |
1:22.0 | Jesus wouldn't blow up the world. |
1:25.0 | I was young to have that Jesus, but I heard that Jesus was really cool. |
1:40.0 | Now that the world has fallen to peace us, |
1:47.0 | what were Jesus |
1:50.0 | on the Sizzard brothers show cast we're going to answer the question what would Jesus not do Jesus wouldn't play gay chicken. |
2:09.0 | Jesus wouldn't pour acid rain on our heads. |
2:14.0 | Jesus wouldn't purposely poop in diapers. |
2:19.2 | Jesus wouldn't make the lakes dry up. |
2:26.0 | I was too young to have met Jesus. |
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