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S1 Ep75: Money Mark takes on the Sprite Challenge | Scissor Bros w/ Steebee Weebee & Jeremiah Watkins | Ep 75

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Jeremiah Wonders

Comedy, Improv

4.9977 Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

The legendary Money Mark is here to bless us with his music! We learn what Jesus wouldn't do, hear about Mark and Steve's past, chat about Mark's work with the Beastie Boys and see the guys take on the TikTok Sprite Challenge!

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0:00 Teasers 
00:39 Opening Song "What Jesus Wouldn't Do"
05:29 Working with Steve in the recording studio
09:39 History with the Beastie Boys
14:12 Mark is hungry for Gerald
19:13 Steve gets cut
23:51 Mangchi Reunion?
32:49 Money Mark x Scissor Bros Collab
34:13 Sprite Challenge
43:20 First loser
45:45 And the winner is...
49:44 Disgusting Soda Punishment
54:34 Closing Song "Ari Gatooo"
57:16 Gerald’s Thoughts

Edited By
Jordan Blauvelt & Jeremiah Watkins

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, Cesar siblings. Come see me live this weekend in San Antonio, Texas, then Fort Worth, Texas, then Toronto,

0:04.7

and just for laughs, then Vegas, Huntington Beach, La Jolla, and more. Thank you so much for supporting

0:09.9

Stand Up on the spot, and check out Stevie Weebe Show with Ron Funches this week

0:13.7

after you check out Scissor Bros today. We love you guys unless I get into this

0:16.6

episode right here right now. Love y'all. God! Why do you have that bag there?

0:22.1

You're gonna throw up?

0:22.8

I might throw up in the bag.

0:24.8

I might throw up in the bag. Scisser Brothers I was too young to have met Jesus, but I heard that Jesus was cool

0:56.0

Now that the world has fallen to pieces

1:02.0

I want to know what Jesus would not do.

1:08.0

Jesus wouldn't do delivery, he'd do Dejorno.

1:13.0

Jesus wouldn't give Asian men micropenises.

1:17.0

Jesus wouldn't watch murder shows with his girlfriend.

1:22.0

Jesus wouldn't blow up the world.

1:25.0

I was young to have that Jesus, but I heard that Jesus was really cool.

1:40.0

Now that the world has fallen to peace us,

1:47.0

what were Jesus

1:50.0

on the Sizzard brothers show cast we're going to answer the question what would Jesus not do Jesus wouldn't play gay chicken.

2:09.0

Jesus wouldn't pour acid rain on our heads.

2:14.0

Jesus wouldn't purposely poop in diapers.

2:19.2

Jesus wouldn't make the lakes dry up.

2:26.0

I was too young to have met Jesus.

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