S1 Ep71: Bad Friends Jessie Johnson starts beef w/ Andres! | Scissor Bros w/ Steebee Weebee & Watkins | Ep 71
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Jeremiah Wonders
4.9 • 977 Ratings
🗓️ 5 August 2022
⏱️ 74 minutes
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0:00 Teasers
01:30 Welcome Jessie Johnson!
03:17 Who discovered Jessie first?!
07:00 Jessie gets gifts
12:53 Scissor Time!
14:30 Opening Song "Jetski Vroom"
17:17 Steebee's Song "JESSIE"
20:00 FANCY IS ANGRY
21:45 FaceTiming with Andres
32:50 Jessie shares a Comedy Store Ghost Story
38:26 Killing in Comedy
40:40 Sketches, Characters & Kill Tony
49:32 Dance Party Break
50:50 Jammin with Jetski
54:30 Oreo Challenge
01:11:50 Gerald's Thoughts
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Edited By
Ben Fiorica, Jordan Blauvelt & Jeremiah Watkins
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| 0:00.0 | One of the last times I went camping, I woke up in the middle of the night and my aunt was like |
| 0:04.8 | changing her shirt and I saw her boobs for no reason. |
| 0:10.0 | You ever see a family member's like privates and you're like, why is this happening right now? |
| 0:14.5 | Like there was no reason in the middle of the night to go topless, like to change a shirt while your |
| 0:19.7 | nephews are in the tent with you. |
| 0:21.6 | Nobody warned you about ants when you went camping. Cizar siblings come see me to stand up live this weekend August 5th |
| 0:38.7 | and Madison Wisconsin also Dallas Texas August 12th through 13th, August 20th, I'll be in Huntington Beach, |
| 0:44.4 | Rec Room headlining and bringing some pals. August 26th through 27th, Albany, New York, |
| 0:48.5 | I'll be headlining, and then also every second Tuesday of the month of the comedy store, |
| 0:52.0 | come see stand up on the spot. |
| 0:53.2 | Love you guys and now let's get into this episode of Ciserbrows. |
| 0:57.9 | The best episodes are when we are there your numbers are better and I get that and dog and now I Jesse look you know |
| 1:07.0 | Bobby's gonna be really unhappy with this. |
| 1:09.4 | Am I gonna is this a private phone call that I'm going to edit out the podcast? |
| 1:14.8 | Because we're recording right now. |
| 1:16.2 | You got it's in the middle of recording. |
| 1:17.6 | Yeah, this is a private conversation of course. Scisser Brothers! |
| 1:36.0 | Oh man. Oh yeah, special day. |
| 1:39.0 | Special day. |
| 1:40.0 | It's it. It's always a special day when you and I are on the same side you know it's a very special |
| 1:45.1 | day and you know that means when we're on the same side that means we have a special guest |
| 1:50.0 | please welcome to Cisserbrough Bros our good friend Jesse Johnson. |
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