S1 EP7: “My Doctor felt the slug”

Down The Dog

Keep It Light Media / Feral Television

Football, Sports, Comedy

4.7 • 791 Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2023

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Series 1 Ep 7: “My Doctor felt the slug” In the second episode this week and very much an accompaniment to episode 6 (so make sure you’ve listened to that) Jon asks Matt for promo advice as he prepares to go on Lorraine. In the most meta Lorraine interview ever Matt plays Jon playing someone else. Elsewhere Jon talks us through his previous experiences on Loose Women and Matt’s accused of showing a big lack of respect to the podcast half way through. PLUS there’s some of the funniest and most disturbing emails from listeners on: bullshit corner, MRI scans, blood and pee, eating old things from the cupboard and some excellent suggestions for extras for the pub and the pod. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDog Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:34.7	Hello and welcome to Dan the Dog with me, Matt Ford.
0:37.8	And me, John Richardson.
0:39.7	Can I get my round in?
0:41.6	Good one.
0:42.6	I need you help.
0:44.5	Okay.
0:44.9	If such a thing as possible.
0:47.5	Oh, yes, it is.
0:48.1	I've helped you in the past, I'm sure.
0:49.6	Tomorrow morning, I will be appearing.
0:51.6	I helped you move house twice.
0:53.3	You did, yeah.
0:55.2	And I keep trying to shake you off. You keep finding my new address.
1:00.8	I've got to promote the final legs of my tour tomorrow, including the DVD recording
1:06.7	at the Hackney Empire on the 7th of September. Very exciting. I've got, I'm going on Lorraine.
1:13.2	Okay.
1:13.8	This is the thing I'm worst at, pretending that I am good to an audience who I don't think really know or care who I am.
1:23.6	And I've, you have the little research chat where the producer rings you up and asked you the questions and I could tell it's going to be boring. I don't want to do a boring
1:31.3	interview, but equally I don't want to do one of those like wacky comedian comes on Lorraine
1:36.1	and throws the cushions and it knocks a vase over all that crap. Yeah. What's, you, you start
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