S1 Ep7: 007 - John Branyan - Small Towns, Salmon Jackets, and Petite Quiche

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Christianity, Religion & Spirituality, Improv

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2016

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Listen in as Tim and long time friend John Branyan discuss John's wardrobe, bringing a clothes dryer on stage, and what Batman villain, Bane, has been up to lately. Also, Jack Hanna lets a puma loose on the bus, Freight tries to stave off the black plague, all whilst John dotes on his grandchildren. Don't forget to tweet the guys your comments, questions, and alternative uses for baking soda at @poddybreak Get more of John Branyan at: http://jbcomedy.webflow.io/ or on twitter @john_branyan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I
0:09.2	Are you still rolling? Yeah, I'm always rolling. Okay. We just they can edit it
0:14.1	We can start whatever and we're good. Hey everybody and we're doing potty break and
0:19.2	having fun on the bus on the rock show tour bus. Sorry. I was talking. Can we start over?
0:24.5	Okay, no, that's totally cool. I'm probably breaking Tim Hawkins here and got Caleb
0:30.2	on the
0:31.4	Delievers what do you want me to call what's your job? I mean, what's my job? I mean, you knew the producer you producer right production manager production manager
0:40.1	production manager
0:42.1	He's it sounds better than sound guy or like guitar tuner. Which is what a lot of well think that I do whatever you want whatever you want to be
0:50.8	Can you ever you want to be? Yeah, I would just had a meltdown by tour manager Chris
0:55.6	Who free train who's really his cops are frightening
1:02.8	It's like seriously when he caught his coughing fits
1:09.6	It's just that up from the shoes
1:13.8	Like dude, is that a call that what what are you okay?
1:17.8	You know, and he's been he's been sick for last week and you know no no lemonade lemon juice or you know maybe
1:24.4	Maybe a emergency, you know some he's eating chocolate pop tart
1:30.0	just basically
1:32.8	A brownie is what he's eating
1:35.3	Yeah, let's get all that out so he's gonna be coughing up pop tart this morning
1:39.6	So we got that to look for it too, but we have a great guest today John Brownian. Oh my gosh. This guy is
1:47.4	What not to talk about tonight no pressure on you buddy
1:54.8	He has no shut up. This is the intro
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