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You Don't Know What You're Doing

S1 Ep68: Marcus Replies and Jon Asks David What It's Like To Be 51

You Don't Know What You're Doing

David Earl / Keep It Light Media

Comedy, Sports, Soccer

4.7 • 620 Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

David, Jon and Alfie chat about Marcus' replies to David's scouting mission. Then Jon asks David what it's like to be 51. He wants to know if David is grateful that he wakes up each morning.


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0:00.0

You don't know what you're doing, you don't know, don't know what you're doing, you don't know, don't know what you're doing, you don't know, don't know what you're doing, you don't know what you're doing, you don't know what you're doing, you don't know what you're doing, you don't know what you're doing things you don't need football and sex. Let me league football and sex are sex.

0:32.0

You don't know what you're doing.

0:34.5

You don't know, don't know what you're doing.

0:37.2

You don't know. Don't know what you're doing. You don't know. Don't know what you're doing you don't know don't know what you're doing you don't know don't know what you're doing

0:39.5

you don't know don't know what you're doing you don't know what you do and you don't know

0:43.3

let's have bricks yeah oh i'm safe

0:48.3

let's have legs yeah

0:51.3

I'm gonna leave the ball and set or sex and sex. Oh, that's right.

1:10.0

Mine was as well. Oh, classic Zoom. How thing he was taking ages then. No, that's right. Mine was as well.

1:13.0

Oh, classic Zoom.

1:14.1

How is everyone?

1:18.2

What a lovely day. Is anyone looked outside? What's it like where you guys are?

1:19.0

Beautiful.

1:22.0

I can't wait to go to the pub. Honestly, I'm so excited.

1:23.8

What? Yeah. Today?

1:27.1

Yeah, and the rest of the days of time that are sunny. You're getting them one? Yeah. Into town. No, no, no, no. It's half marathon day tomorrow. Not for me, but the boys are doing the half marathon. So I don't want to drink in front of them. Oh, that's respectful. You didn't fancy the half. Right. So, look, this is where it started. Okay. They signed up a few months ago and they were like, come on, John, do it with us. And both my flatmates are doing it. And my whole family were like, you're a dick. Why are you not doing it? The opportunity's there. And I said to them, I know why I'm not doing it because I'll pay the money and I don't have the discipline to get up at 6 or 7 a.m. like they do every day to do get their runs in. I just don't have it. Don't have it in me. So I knew straight off the bat I'm not going to do it because I'll get to the race day. Isn't that something you can change? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's do it now. Starting today. Okay, I'll run it on Sunday. Yeah.

2:17.9

There is a late entry you could do it.

2:20.5

Yeah.

2:20.9

John, you would feel really good if you did it. Do it for the pod. I wouldn't finish it. Yeah, but just haven't. As least you did it. No, you haven't done it if you don't finish. You've just done a tame game. Yeah, to go.

2:32.2

I'd find that really inspiring.

2:34.2

Like a young, lazy slob has finally decided to do something. Don't a tanker. Yeah, to go. I'd find that really inspiring.

2:38.5

Like a young, lazy slob has finally decided to do something.

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