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🗓️ 11 May 2017
⏱️ 79 minutes
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John Crist is back for our 60th episode! This week, Freight seductively invites you to make ketchup with him. John can’t find his headphones. Becky gives Tim a micro drone. (Thanks, Becky!) The gang needs a Freightback explained to them. And a rampant case of Christian-ese breaks out on the bus.
Also on this episode: Tim almost suffocates watching a YouTube video. Caleb gags at the thought of wet cupcakes. John gets his mouth washed out with soap. The gang discusses restaurant hygiene. And Tim writes a jingle for coffee enemas.
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0:00.0 | Hey everybody, potty break, come and add you. |
0:03.6 | Once again, I want to bring your attention to, if you haven't heard about the greatness |
0:09.3 | of pianogenius.com and we have a special website for that. |
0:15.6 | Do you want to play piano? |
0:17.0 | I'm telling you this is the way I found. |
0:19.2 | That's helped me out the most and I have hit the ground running. |
0:23.0 | So you go to timpiano.com and you pay $1. |
0:27.4 | You get a bunch of videos, free videos by the great Tim Gross, who's a professional |
0:32.6 | player, plays with Rick Springfield. |
0:37.2 | And it's absolutely, it's just the best. |
0:40.3 | He doesn't mess around. |
0:41.3 | He tells you exactly what you need to know and all I can say is he is put me on the launching |
0:48.2 | pad and I have taken off and I'm enjoying playing so much. |
0:52.6 | So go to timpiano.com. |
0:55.6 | And also I want to say, talk about Pimsler language learning systems. |
1:02.7 | I have messed around with Mandarin, Chinese right now. |
1:07.1 | I am learning French, my wife and I Heather. |
1:09.8 | My wife Heather and I, my wife and I Heather. |
1:12.3 | We're going to France this summer and so I wanted to take a few months before we go and |
1:16.7 | learn French. |
1:17.7 | So I'm doing French one right now. |
1:19.7 | And we also have a special website for them. |
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