S1 Ep55: Liar Liar Pants on Fire !!!

Nursing and Cursing

Kate, Christine, Ali, Sarah, and Molly

Society & Culture, Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.9 • 656 Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2019

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Ok kids, you want the truth?!? Your artwork sucks, your bedtime story is annoying, if you don’t eat your dinner you won’t actually shrink until you disappear, Santa ain’t real, ditto the Tooth Fairy. Mommy’s phone has plenty of battery but you still can’t watch it, the park is open, but we ain’t going. You need to wear your coat bc I care more about what strangers think of my parenting than your personal preferences, the condom broke, ETC. ETC. See, children? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!! And neither can we, which is why we fib to our kids alll day long. Listen up as we tell the truth about all our lies. UGH!

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0:00.0	What up, Mom? Put down that coffee and grab a wine. Get ready for another episode of nursing and cursing,
0:08.2	parenting podcast that covers more shit than your baby's full diaper. I'm Kate. I'm a stay-at-home mom of three in Brooklyn, New York.
0:15.0	I'm trying to figure out whether I should go back to work, have another baby, or spend the rest of my life waiting for my fresh direct
0:20.9	order.
0:21.5	Hey, I'm Christine, a video editor and a mom of two living in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.
0:26.8	Allie here, podcasting Up in the Mountains in South Kona, Hawaii.
0:31.2	I work as a real estate agent and a mom of two boys.
0:34.6	Hey, I'm Molly.
0:35.6	I'm a teacher raising two kids in St. Augustine, Florida. And I'm Sarah,
0:39.8	a new mom to one sweet babe living in Brooklyn, New York. Between five busy households, it's a miracle
0:46.2	we make it on the mic at all. But trust me, we need this as much as you do. Guys, we're back. It's
0:52.9	nursing and cursing. Hi. Ah, hi. Um, we're back. It's nursing and cursing.
0:54.5	Hi.
0:55.7	Ah, hi.
0:57.5	Um, how can you?
1:00.1	Molly, Luke Perry just died.
1:01.6	How come you sound so upbeat, dude?
1:02.7	Oh, my gosh.
1:04.2	Oh, wow.
1:05.4	There you go. That's more like it.
1:07.2	Oh, my gosh.
1:09.2	RIP, Dylan.
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