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S1 Ep54: Spicy Checkers & Scorpions | Scissor Bros with Jeremiah Watkins & Steebee Weebee | Ep 54

Trailer Tales

Jeremiah Wonders

Comedy, Improv

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2022

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Would you go to your high school reunion? Are you being positive? Would you cut your own hair with the Manscaped Lawnmower 2.0? These are questions the Scissor Brothers answer. Steebee and Jeremiah become the Machete Brothers and somebody eats a salty scorpion.

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00:00 Intro
00:39 Six or a Seven
02:17 Positivity
05:44 Scissor Time!
08:33 The Price is Right
14:39 The "Haircut"
24:42 Ginger and Chili 
31:47 High School Reunion 
37:56 Machete Brothers
43:43 Off-Camera Conversation
46:19 Jungle Jim's
51:44 Spicy Checkers Challenge
1:07:10 PUNISHMENT
1:09:40 Gerald's Thoughts

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Transcript

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0:00.0

If we're talking about hair.

0:02.0

Yeah, let's talk about hair.

0:03.0

Who, um, like I've got like a, like a hair stylist who like cuts my hair, who cuts your hair?

0:10.0

Are you gonna, you're about to, this is,'re setting me up for shame is that what this is?

0:15.7

No, you're setting me up for shame

0:18.5

I could because I could see I know you I could see it right through you I know what you're about to do Cisser Brothers. Did you like that beef jerky? Oh yeah. Pretty good

0:40.7

huh? Yeah it's called Wild Bales. I took a picture of it. Yeah. Yeah. You don't remember where you got it? I don't remember where I got it. It could have been a truck stop. It could have been on the road. It could have been from a green room somewhere.

0:54.0

Oh yeah, you best believe it was right from a green room.

0:58.0

Because I know how, I know how you like to grab stuff.

1:01.0

Okay. All right. Is it recording? Yeah, it's recording. We're starting off this way. I guess so.

1:07.5

You really like your snacks there. I do. I like green room snacks. Would you say on a scale of 1 to 10 that 10 being excessive, one being very modest,

1:18.0

as far as grabbing stuff?

1:21.0

Because it's complimentary, it's complimentary. Let's get into the song.

1:24.0

I don't want to get into the song. I want to bring this up. I don't want to talk about it.

1:31.3

You do you? Okay. Okay. I see I'm about a six years happen. Can I be honest? I would say you're more towards the 8.5. Okay and we're back to another episode of

1:48.0

scissor bros we have fun every week and you best believe it. You bet your bottom dollar that we have fun. Good. fun good vibes

2:05.0

vibes

2:08.0

positivity

2:10.0

not negativity

2:12.0

not negativity Not negativity. Like this. The Oh, uh, no. Oh, no.

2:44.0

Uh,

2:45.0

uh, uh,

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