S1 Ep51: Wasabi Saltines & Hot Toothpaste | Scissor Bros with Jeremiah Watkins & Steebee Weebee | Ep 51

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Jeremiah Wonders

Comedy, Improv

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Jeremiah and Steebee do the challenge that Andrew Santino wouldn't do. Salty, spicy, and dry, the Scissor Bros race to avoid a spicy teeth cleaning. Steebee shares his snake-bitten week, and then shares his snake-bite dream. Jeremiah gets cut by Terrence and concurs with Steebee's plumbing problems and reads his mind.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	That's only one for me.
0:02.0	Oh!
0:06.0	Hello again.
0:07.0	Uh-huh, hi there.
0:08.0	Hello, nice to see them.
0:15.0	Oh, my, it's in my nose. It's in my nose. The race has just begun. We're not quitting anytime soon. We're going to make a billion episodes.
0:34.0	Yeah.
0:35.0	We're recording.
0:37.0	Oh, we are.
0:38.0	This is how Steve and I talk.
0:41.0	We're not going anywhere. We're here to stay. We're going to show them. We're going to show the world.
0:46.8	We're not a flash in the pan. No, we're just we just celebrated 50 episodes.
0:52.3	50 episodes. 50 episodes.
0:54.0	Things are going well.
0:55.0	Yeah, we take our hits.
0:57.0	Yeah, some weeks aren't as full as others, and then others are bigger victory.
1:01.3	We keep going and going.
1:02.3	It's the ebbs and flows of
1:03.2	Scissor grows. It ain't going nowhere. No way, no say.
1:07.2	Ooh! Now we usually start the show with positivity and scissors.
1:14.2	We'll get to some scissors in a second.
1:16.8	But Steve has been dying to tell me this story
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