S1 Ep51: 051 - Todd Hawkins - Backhands, Plantains and Dalfreightions

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2017

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Tim’s brother, Todd, is hanging with us in the Sprinter Van! Tim gets assaulted by a pungent glue. Freight wants to know what La La Land is. Caleb gets knocked off his longboard by a supernatural force. Pooz throws shade at Todd over some candy cigarettes. And Freight retrieves a water bottle for Tim at the strangest time.

Also on this episode: Tim almost crashes on his Segway. Freight wears a speedo in Dubai. Caleb reminisces about the war with the Asians. How do they make plantain chips? Did Todd check the itinerary? Tim recounts the worst pain in his life. And the gang listens to some terrible music.

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0:00.0	Do you want the heat on or off?
0:10.5	Well, it's now it's kind of warm.
0:12.2	So that's the blower.
0:14.2	There we go.
0:15.4	Oh, no, we're not getting anything.
0:19.4	Oh, that's the best thing that ever happened to me.
0:23.2	That was really bothering me.
0:24.9	Did you already leave?
0:25.9	Oh, yeah.
0:26.9	We're going to.
0:27.9	Yeah, we're going to.
0:28.9	We're going to get home.
0:30.7	I got to be home for Sophie.
0:32.2	I'm screwed.
0:33.4	That sounds like an after school special home for Sophie.
0:41.3	There is a movie called Something for Joey when I was a kid.
0:44.5	I cried like a baby.
0:48.6	Something for Joey.
0:50.5	And I think it had to do with some, I don't know, college football player and is he had a
0:55.4	brother that was sick or something and.
0:59.3	So home for Sophie.
1:00.8	Wasn't that called Brian song?
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