S1 Ep50: 50. BOOKS & READING!

Good Influences

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 738 Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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0:00.0	Isn't it kind of silly that people think glasses make you look smart because it just meant that you read a lot of books?
0:09.4	But that's not why you need glasses.
0:12.0	Right.
0:12.6	Well, I think it's because in like the movies, the characters that are always like the loser nerds are wearing glasses.
0:20.1	When did that start, though?
0:21.0	Did the movies start that?
0:22.3	Or was it before?
0:23.4	Like in the 1800s, people wearing glasses.
0:25.7	Oh, I don't know.
0:26.3	I think it's the movies.
0:27.5	Sorry.
0:28.5	I can't tell if I'm about to, like, have a child or not.
0:31.0	Or shake your pants.
0:32.2	Go on the toilet?
0:35.5	Matt's like, do I need to birth it?
0:36.6	I don't think it's like that.
0:37.7	Yeah, it just falls into the water.
0:39.9	I have a cryptic pregnancy.
0:41.7	You're hardly showing.
0:42.6	A cryptic, ectopic.
0:43.6	Yeah, no, cryptic.
0:44.8	Oh, cryptic?
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