You're riding alone on a moonlit but starless night.

You just missed your exit.

Now there's only one way back home.

So sit back, open your ears, and hold on tight,

because you're about to take a quick detour through Uncanny County.

Good morning, Amy. Morning, Chaplain. Big day. Yes. You look lovely. Thank you. Are you ready?

Yes. All look lovely. Thank you. Are you ready? Yes. All right then.

The Hi, baby.

You look beautiful.

How long do we have?

Five minutes.

Okay, better get moving.

Do you Calvin Lee Drummond, take this woman to be your

lawfully wedded wife to have and to hold from this day forward for better or for worse, for

richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish till death do your part?

I do. And do you, Amy Margaret Smith, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband to have

and to hold from this day forward for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness

and in health, to love and to cherish till death do your part?

I do.

Who has the ring?

Here.

Thanks, Ward.

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