S1 Ep4: Coulrophobia (S1, Ep4)

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UncannyCounty

Fiction, Drama, Comedy Fiction

4.8 • 702 Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2016

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Ted Crider is terrified of clowns. But he and his fiancée, Susan Pasternak (herself a professional clown) are off to spend the night in the local Clown Motel so he can conquer his irrational fear and they can begin their new life together. Assuming, of course, that his fear turns out to be irrational…

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0:00.0	You're riding alone on a moonlit but starless night.
0:10.0	You just missed your exit.
0:12.0	Now there's only one way back home.
0:14.0	So sit back, open your ears, and hold on tight,
0:18.0	because you're about to take a quick detour through Uncanny County.
0:25.9	Well, here we are.
0:31.3	Ted, honey, how are you doing so far?
0:36.7	Okay, wow, that's a lot of... Just breathe. Trying to... Honey? How are you doing so far? Okay.
0:38.2	Wow.
0:39.8	That's a lot of... Just breathe.
0:41.1	Trying to, Susan.
0:42.0	They're just dolls.
0:43.3	Kids' toys.
0:44.2	I know.
0:44.8	I know.
0:45.9	Sure's a lot of them, though.
0:47.7	Boy, that one's big.
0:49.1	Yeah, that's life size.
0:51.2	And then some.
0:52.0	And those shoes?
0:53.1	You're sure you want to do this?
0:54.5	I do.
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