S1 Ep5: Dog-Headed Men
The Midnight Library
Scott Philbrook
4.6 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 2 November 2019
⏱️ 17 minutes
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Summary
We’re fond of them as a species and we feel a bond with their... ancestry. It took a little digging on our part, but we’re so pleased to share with you the little-known history of The Dog-Headed Men. So come, sit, and stay as we have for you a dog show like no other. Good boy!
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| 0:00.0 | The story you're about to enjoy is a factual tale, read to you from a fictional location. |
| 0:05.0 | We believe. |
| 0:07.0 | Madam, I'm sorry to inform you that we've lost another mailman. |
| 0:15.0 | Hmm, well, darling, you return his undelivered mail to the post office, and I'll call |
| 0:21.0 | the, um, gardener. He's not dead not dead madam he's quit his route because he's terrified of the library wolves |
| 0:27.6 | Romulus and Remus they're good boys who only want to play and eat and if those mailmen would only carry a little |
| 0:36.0 | raw meat with them like any civilized chimpanzee they wouldn't have to worry so much |
| 0:40.3 | about their trousers and throats. |
| 0:43.0 | They are good boys madam. |
| 0:46.0 | I think of them as my own children you know. |
| 0:48.0 | Mm, I am aware, Mr. Darling, Darling, |
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| 1:00.0 | ... ... ... ... Welcome back to the midnight library, my dear guests. I'm your librarian and host |
| 1:09.2 | Miranda Merrick. Those of you present at our previous reading no doubt recall our dark tale of |
| 1:16.6 | pussycats from past times and so this night in an effort to be even-handed, |
| 1:22.8 | we're sharing with you the enticing tale of dog-headed men. |
| 1:28.5 | Nearly everyone here on the grounds of the midnight library |
| 1:31.6 | can categorically be described as a dog lover, |
| 1:35.0 | albeit for various reasons and to varying degrees. |
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