S1 Ep5: 005 - Bob Smiley - Frugality, Clydesdales, and Coughing Pomeranians

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2016

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, Tim and Bob talk Beach Body workouts, "marrying ketchups", and how to get free tube socks on the road. Bob gets a deal on a $12 microphone and fashions his own shower curtain rings. Also Tim's son, Levi Hawkins, channels his inner "rich kid".

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0:00.0	All right, hey guys, ladies, gentlemen.
0:13.6	Welcome back.
0:14.6	It's Potty Break, Tim Hawkins podcast.
0:19.0	And we're on the bus.
0:20.8	You hear the humming of the bus.
0:22.8	That's where we are.
0:23.8	We've just got done with the show.
0:25.4	So this is where we usually do the podcast with my cohort and friend Caleb and nephew.
0:35.2	Yes, all of those things.
0:37.1	All right.
0:38.1	We're saying by my brother Todd is leaving the bus.
0:40.5	He's doing a marathon tomorrow because he's an overachiever.
0:45.6	He's going to run 26 miles.
0:47.0	I'm going to sleep until 11 and then same.
0:50.4	I want to do a marathon too.
0:51.9	I'm going to watch a half a bag of miniature Kit Kat bars.
0:55.0	I'm going to do a parks and wreck marathon.
0:56.6	Okay.
0:57.6	We got to wait.
0:58.6	You can't talk it.
0:59.6	Oh, sorry.
1:00.6	This is the prequel, everybody.
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