S1 EP48: Scabby Eyelids and Showbiz Showers

Down The Dog

Keep It Light Media / Feral Television

Football, Sports, Comedy

4.7 • 791 Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2022

⏱️ 33 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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EP 48: Scabby Eyelids and Showbiz Showers In the second episode of the podcast this week, Vinny Van Der Veet returns to discuss Bitcoin and give some quite harsh parenting advice. Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss 'showbiz' showers, there’s a welcome return for Lukaku’s Line Is It Anyway and the boys discuss some excellent listener suggestions for new features.Don’t forget to send us in your weekly forfeit suggestions and ideas for Matt’s end of season forfeit. We also want: Animal, City and Weapon improv suggestions and feel free to send us in any questions for Matt and Jon FPL related or not. Tweet us or email us at hello@cpfpl.com Follow the podcast on Twitter (@comediansfpl), Instagram (ComediansplayingFPL) and Facebook (@comediansfpl)Share, subscribe, review because we told you too! You can join our FPL Fan League here: fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto-join/4mtcnh… League Code: 4mtcnh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:35.1	Oh, hello. And welcome to the comedians playing Fantasy Premier League podcast with me, Matthew Ford.
0:41.3	He didn't even realise it was happening.
0:43.2	And me, John Richardson, this is a podcast where we follow the highs and loads of the FPL teams of some of the country's funny people, not all of them.
0:50.2	No, that's true.
0:51.1	This is the second episode this week.
0:53.9	So where should we start?
0:55.4	When did you last wash?
0:56.9	Oh, this morning. This morning, I showered at about 8.40. So at the time of recording, I showered less than an hour ago. And I really enjoyed it.
1:06.9	And when were you next shower? Presumably after the podcast, you know, after a podcast, it's a humid, clammy atmosphere.
1:13.1	It's basically an arena of conflict.
1:15.1	You've got to come straight off the podcast.
1:16.8	Go and get that bum hole washed because otherwise it's an absolute disgrace.
1:22.9	You know what?
1:23.9	It depends what happens.
1:25.0	It depends what happens today.
1:26.1	I might have a shower tonight.
1:27.0	Obviously, it's getting warmer now.
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