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Hello everyone and welcome to the comedians playing fantasy Premier League podcast with me, Matthew Ford.

Oh, and me, John Joel Richardson.

This is the podcast where we follow the highs and lows of the FPL teams of some of the country's funniest people.

And sometimes people will chat the teams and sometimes they don't, and sometimes

they win anyway. And it's really a lesson in their futility of existence, because sometimes

people are trying, just get defecated on from a great high anyway, and those that do nothing

are rewarded by the fact that Everton beat Manchester United and continued to cause doubt

to a good team of good people who were trying their best and

deserved to be safe. Well, in case, dear listener, you were tuning in wondering who'd won

this game week. Shia. You wonder no more because I missed the deadline. I totally forgot.

You know what? This feels like a very retro episode to me, John. This is like we're going back

to how it used to be at the start of CPFPL when I was

clueless and terrible. But the crucial difference is, when I'm terrible now, I win. And I won this

week. Only just. You took a, well, yeah, but it doesn't matter only just, does it? Well, do you know what?

I mean, it's delightful for the story, of course. You've done nothing and you've still won. It's funny

because, you know, the shape of your team now is better than it was. You know, you could even have

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