S1 Ep43: 043 - The Crew - Helipads, Puzzles and Alarms

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Christianity, Religion & Spirituality, Improv

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2017

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

It’s another pow wow in the man cave! This week, Tim’s relatives try to sell him Amway. Caleb and his brother, Josh (Freight’s other son) spend their inheritance on LuLuLemon. Tim does puzzles, and banishes others to work on the sky. Freight blurts out the gate code. And Josh can’t wake up to work out. Also in this episode: Pop Star rankings with Caleb. Tim does “paint-by-number” on the toilet. Freight recounts his time in Beaumont, TX. An elderly gentleman does bicep curls in his hoveround scooter. And Tim tries to get sponsored by Costco Vodka. Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!! Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You can talk this role and we'll talk about whatever.
0:11.8	Well, it's somebody wanting to know if you're related to somebody.
0:14.8	Oh, okay.
0:16.5	I get those every once in a while.
0:17.8	Yeah.
0:18.8	Well, I was going to forward it to you, but I thought we were doing the podcast.
0:20.3	They'd be kind of fun to talk about it.
0:21.8	Okay.
0:22.8	Is that right?
0:23.8	I get these every once in a while.
0:24.8	Mm-hmm.
0:25.8	They think they're related to me.
0:26.8	Yeah.
0:27.8	Because their last name's Hawkins.
0:28.8	And they say, I'm involved in a business opportunity.
0:36.8	Have you ever heard of it?
0:37.8	How would you like to make $5,000 a week?
0:40.6	Have you ever heard of Amway?
0:43.2	Yeah.
0:44.2	Shoot.
0:45.2	Yeah.
0:46.2	It's a product.
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