One pound doesn't buy you much.

You could get a pack of chewing gum.

Or four, five or super reliable broadband

that gives you all the speeds you need

for online shopping, designer gear,

stopping holiday booking, and fake-way cooking,

battling, mate-swiping, date, speedy streaming,

work from home, teaming on hundreds of devices

so you can forget buffering, freezing, glitching or arguing.

Get all this on the UK's most reliable broadband technology

from less than one pound a day.

Winds are staying in with BT.

24 months, new customers, CPI, cross-thinker,

and Amazon increase each March,

30% UK availability from $31.99 for month,

25% supply.

There is a place that is spoken about only in whispers,

a dark area that spawns the beginnings of urban legends,

a place where anything can happen and usually does.

During the light of day, it hides just outside of you.

But when the sun goes down, spirits, creatures of the night,

roam free, and things do go bump in the night.

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