Matti real, Mattioreo, Mattiorea,

Matti real, Matti real, Matti Real, Matta, real,

Matti real, Matti Real, Matti Real, Pran Real, Pran, Prink, Brick, Brick, Brick, Brick, Brick, Matt, Prick.

Matt and Leah, Matt and Leah, Matt and Leah, Matt and Leah.

A pomek!

What is up, boys and girls, and everything in between?

It's Bear with us.

I am Matt.

She is Leah.

Leah, how are you, my dear?

I am fan-freakantastic. How are you, honey? All things considered,

I should be grumpy and miserable. I have not been able to breathe out of my nose for

multiple days, which makes it incredibly hard to sleep. There goes your social life. Yeah, you can

I didn't just get a nose job.

This is not clueless.

But as you can attest, I have sporadic sleeping habits to begin with.

And when I lose the ability to breathe at any point during the night, it's like being

in the middle of a nap and someone sneaking up on you and holding your nose shut.

Right.

You just instantly wake up.

And that's what my own body does to itself.

The culprit in all of this, I have learned, Afrin nasal spray.

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