S1 Ep294: Vaginal Water Gun

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2025

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Abrupt weather changes are frustrating, Target is feeling the boycott, Aunt Flo is mean and we want Crystal back to herself. Sweet Potatoes are helping, new merch is available, some people can shoot water and don’t leave subs unattended!!

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0:25.6	That's Indeed.com NBM Disfunction, Episode 294.
0:53.7	I'm Crystal.
0:55.2	I'm Potterfria.
0:57.2	This week's complaint.
0:59.4	Hot.
1:00.2	The weather.
1:01.6	I'm sweating.
1:03.5	God, it's like, can we just get some sun without the...
1:07.3	Can we like ease on into this?
1:10.6	Yeah, let's ease into it it from freezing to fucking 84 degrees
1:15.0	yeah can we get 75 for a few days let's start with that please it's it's fucking frustrating and
1:22.2	um i live upstairs so i forgot how hot it gets in my building.
1:28.3	And I have multiple huge windows that beam hella fucking light in there, which just make it hellah hotter.
1:36.3	It's really nice natural light though in that apartment.
1:38.3	It's, it's aggressive.
1:39.3	It is.
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