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Hello Dysfunction

S1 Ep281: Poor People Ornaments

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2024

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

1970 was 30yrs ago, Pat started a new tattoo, Crystal is researching classified CIA docs and CEOs should be worried. Humans aren’t meant to be this busy, we miss a well loved bear, inspect your butthole and old people do not want technology. 

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0:00.0

Hello, hello, hello.

0:04.0

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

0:07.0

Get the fuck out of here.

0:10.0

Here you go. It's your wish.

0:28.1

Hi, guys.

0:29.1

Welcome to Hello Disfunction, episode 281.

0:32.7

I'm Darla.

0:33.8

Oh, you didn't say it.

0:35.3

Nope.

0:36.1

I was trying to be a good girl.

0:38.4

You know, it's rare. You're fighting it. You're fighting to not let it Nope. I was trying to be a good girl. You know, it's rare.

0:39.2

You're fighting it.

0:39.5

You're fighting to not let it out.

0:41.1

I'm going to punch a hole in the wall in the next five minutes because I can't get it out.

0:46.3

I'll find something else to do.

0:47.9

Don't worry.

0:49.2

Prove me wrong.

0:50.3

Don't fucking worry.

0:52.1

Hi, guys.

0:53.1

I don't feel good.

0:57.3

The medicine is picking it.

0:57.9

Yeah.

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