Hey there, friend. Glad you made it by. Man, you were drunk as hell last week.

Nah, don't worry. You didn't do anything too embarrassing. Now, Chester here, he's a different story.

Sometime after dark there, I caught him climbing on top of a feral hog.

Then he gets pissed off when I put the picture on Instagram.

Hey, Chester, I took it down, man.

Oh, well, come on in, friend.

He'll be all right.

He'll get over it.

Mmm.

You know, I was planning to dry out a little after St. Patrick's Day last week, but it just so happens today is another holiday.

That's right, March 24, National Cocktail Day.

Yeah, and plus, I just had my own birthday on the 21st, so drying out just ain't an option this week, y'all.

Well, far be it for me not to observe.

I've got way too much regard for that.

Alright, so smoke them if you got them and drink those glasses to the bottom, friends,

because old Drew Blood has a tell to tell.

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