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Bare With Us

S1 Ep25: Pass the Roles

Bare With Us

Matt & Leah

Sexuality, Comedy, Relationships, Comedy Interviews, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture

4.9671 Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2020

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Leah reminisces about Thanksgiving in the kitchen, while Matt offers his perspective from the couch. Who belongs where?

Transcript

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0:00.0

Matti real, not real,

0:04.0

Matti real, Matti real, Matti real,

0:06.0

Matti real, Matti Real,

0:08.0

Matti Real, Matti Real,

0:10.0

Brick, Prink, Prink, Prink, Prink, Pricking, Pricking, Pricking, Pricking.

0:15.0

Matum real, Matum real, Matum real,

0:17.0

Matting, Prick, Prick, Prick, Prick, Prick, Brick, Brick, Brick, Brick, Brick, Brick, Brick.

0:22.2

Matt, Leah, Matt and Leah, Matt and Leah, Matt and Leah, Matt and Leah.

0:26.3

A pooh, K.

0:28.2

What is up, boys and girls, and everything in between?

0:32.1

This is Bear with us.

0:33.4

I'm Matt. She's Leah, Leah. How are you, my dear?

0:35.6

I'm cold.

0:37.0

Why are you so cold?

0:38.1

Baby it's cold.

0:40.0

You're not even cold. You just tried to use that as an excuse to sing within the first 10 seconds of the show.

0:45.1

It's freezing in Pittsburgh.

0:47.1

It's freezing in Pittsburgh. We are indoors.

0:49.2

I know.

0:49.5

I am wearing a t-shirt, like a reasonable human being. That's because you're a badass, babe. I wish I could be as

0:54.7

badass as you. Well, if you wish in one hand and shit in the other, I don't really know what...

1:00.2

What's the rest of that sentence? That's an old school saying. I don't really know. What the rest

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