S1 Ep24: The Perfect Episode
Rents Due!
Helium Podcast Network
5.0 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 11 February 2021
⏱️ 60 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Some years ago, a crack commando comedy unit were given jobs above their pay grade. |
| 0:09.1 | These men promptly were put on leave and escaped to an underground podcast accade in an unknown |
| 0:14.6 | location. |
| 0:15.6 | Today, still unwanted by big media, they survive as comics unfortunate. |
| 0:21.5 | If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and you can find them, you can listen |
| 0:28.5 | to God's blessings. |
| 0:36.1 | So then she was like, do you think this will fit in my asshole? |
| 0:40.2 | Mm-hmm. |
| 0:41.2 | I always wanted to start a podcast that way. |
| 0:45.3 | I don't really have a story for that, but you know, if I did, I think you should have |
| 0:52.2 | you should have stuck with it. |
| 0:53.5 | If I did, I would flip it around, it would start like this, it would be like, so |
| 0:58.4 | then she was like, do you think this will fit in my asshole? |
| 1:03.9 | And I was like, I don't know, grandma. |
| 1:07.6 | It's square. |
| 1:08.6 | Aw. |
| 1:09.6 | I think it'll hurt. |
| 1:10.6 | Ha-ha-ha. |
| 1:11.6 | Ha-ha-ha. |
| 1:12.6 | Ha-ha-ha. |
| 1:13.6 | Ha-ha-ha. |
| 1:14.6 | All right. |
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