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Rents Due!

S1 Ep24: The Perfect Episode

Rents Due!

Helium Podcast Network

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

5.01.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Todd and Shaun have finally done it. They've achieved what many have said couldn't be done. They recorded the perfect episode. Flawless delivery, flawless subject matter, flawless tech...a perfect 10 from all 5 judges.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Some years ago, a crack commando comedy unit were given jobs above their pay grade.

0:09.1

These men promptly were put on leave and escaped to an underground podcast accade in an unknown

0:14.6

location.

0:15.6

Today, still unwanted by big media, they survive as comics unfortunate.

0:21.5

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and you can find them, you can listen

0:28.5

to God's blessings.

0:36.1

So then she was like, do you think this will fit in my asshole?

0:40.2

Mm-hmm.

0:41.2

I always wanted to start a podcast that way.

0:45.3

I don't really have a story for that, but you know, if I did, I think you should have

0:52.2

you should have stuck with it.

0:53.5

If I did, I would flip it around, it would start like this, it would be like, so

0:58.4

then she was like, do you think this will fit in my asshole?

1:03.9

And I was like, I don't know, grandma.

1:07.6

It's square.

1:08.6

Aw.

1:09.6

I think it'll hurt.

1:10.6

Ha-ha-ha.

1:11.6

Ha-ha-ha.

1:12.6

Ha-ha-ha.

1:13.6

Ha-ha-ha.

1:14.6

All right.

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