Well, hey there, friend. Here we are, huh? Right on the precipice of Drew Blood season two.

We're so close, you can almost smell it. Oh, hey there, Chester. I thought I smelled something. What is that anyway?

Boo day, rogue kill?

Ah, no sense of humor, this guy. Come on in, friend.

Oh, that's better. Say, you ever hear of the 23 Enigma? Well, back in 1960, this sailor named

Captain Clark bragged he had sailed 23 years without a single accident, and that very day, his ship

went down, killed him and everyone else aboard.

How's that for irony?

Someone should have told that lady with her 10,000 spoons about it.

Well, it feels good to have gotten past 23, that's all I'm saying.

And 24 is supposed to be a lucky number.

So smoke them if you got them and drink those glasses to the bottom.

Because old Drew Blood has a tell to tell.

But first, a word from our ethical capitalists.

Ah, let's see.

Ah, a microphone.

Ah, it says here.

This is season one, episode 24 of Drew Blood, Dark Tales.

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Let's see.

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