S1 Ep23: My Penis Was Crying Your Name

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2019

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

This week’s episode begins with dreams, and spirt communication, discussion of the new MJ documentary, and Billy’s trip to Target for tampons. The ladies also share some info on interesting sex facts, Dubai showers, a begging Bay Area news anchor, and a hypothetical kidnapping. As always, enjoy.

Transcript

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0:00.0	And the We're here and she's a cock sucker.
0:20.0	We're here and she's a cock sucker.
0:23.0	Welcome to episode 23 the Michael Jordan episode.
0:27.0	She has honored jurors, her Bulls Jersey you guys.
0:30.0	And I shaved my head.
0:32.0	And I have one hoop earring in my ear. I'm Michael Jordan.
0:37.7	I'm going to be Dennis Rodman. No I'm not. No I just thought about...
0:41.9	Remember I used to have a crush on him?
0:43.0	Remember my whole room was in his room?
0:45.0	We went and stole his book when he broke him.
0:46.0	And we read it.
0:47.0	Remember we loved him?
0:48.0	From B Dalton?
0:49.0	We loved him so much.
0:50.0	We had the biggest crush.
0:51.0	I had.
0:52.0	I'd loved weirdos from the beginning of time. Yeah, and it's funny
0:55.6	We both loved him before we met each other and then we were the only people I know that loved him
1:00.7	My first crush that I ever remember was Boy George when I was like five years old.
1:05.8	I used to...
1:06.8	I want to marry him.
1:07.8	That's not Boy George.
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