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Well, hey there, friend. Thanks for waiting out to meet me. Through the cotton mouse, and the Gator Gar and the majestic bunion. It's a wonder you keep showing up, one day you're going to lose a leg.

Saddle down, Chester. You just had a leg for lunch. I swear, these kids eat me out of house and home.

Come on in, friend.

Oh, that's better. Thanks, Pimpotson for sending the cigarettes.

Glad you enjoyed the shout out last week. Nothing like a good smoke to start the show.

Oh, son of a bitch! Damn Italian cigarettes. I guess I'll just stick to these for now.

Anyway, tonight we're joined by a Drew Blood regular, a man whose ordinary day dreams are most people's nightmares.

A man who could scare your pants off no matter how tight you sense your belt.

A man whose entire body is scarred by pulsating glowing red sigils.

That's right. It's Ryan Harville. I made up the part about the sigils, but you get the idea.

So smoke them if you got them and drink those glasses to the bottom because old Drew Blood has a tell to tell.

But first, a word from the big shots upstairs.

Well, since my voice has given me so much trouble right now, you're just going to have to

get this in a normal voice. This is Season 1, Episode 22 of Drew Blood. You're listening to the standard edition of this program.

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