S1 Ep22: 022 - Bob Smiley - Spilled Milk, Australian Accents and Cuba Gooding Jr

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2016

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Bob Smiley is back! Tim and company chat with Smiley B about real country music and what water tastes like. Tim learns that it's fun to stay at the IMCA and sings a song about a bucket. Caleb professes his addiction to animal crackers and Bob learns how to speak Spanish in a sauna.

Also on this episode: Ikea man calls in. Freight does impressions of muppets. Tim has an awkward moment with a transgendered cashier, and then makes it worse. Bob gets covered with a mysterious liquid on an airplane. And Tim and Bob share their most cringe-worthy moments from years on the road.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	I
0:13.6	Have to tell me
0:16.8	Leave me a small pieces on the ground
0:23.2	Yeah
0:31.0	Are you standing here tonight?
0:34.4	You dad when you
0:43.0	No, no one you didn't like the growlers tank face
0:48.0	It's not me saying no to stank face Bob. I don't
0:52.1	Wait, where's that fiddle right here?
0:54.4	So
1:00.4	That is just in the pocket right there, isn't it?
1:03.7	I would throw down at a concert like this
1:06.8	Just my America tank just both rock fists and I'm wearing my big like yeah my like
1:14.4	American flag
1:16.4	MC hammer pants
1:19.0	We should go to a concert like some crocs. Are we are we rolling? Yep?
1:24.2	Some crocs. Maybe a tank
1:29.7	You know I'd wear a tanky knee a tanky knee. What's that rock a tanky knee
1:36.5	Bikini bottoms. Yeah, it's a tank top. What's a tanky knee?
1:41.5	It's like a it's a tank. It's like a bikini with a longer it covers my mid-drip like the modest
1:48.9	The modest bikini. Yeah, like the one you have to wear a church camp. Yeah, there's your visual
1:54.5	I'm a picture that one
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