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Hello Dysfunction

S1 Ep213: Whack A Mole

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Crystal thinks she’s so funny at the worst times. 
Peez and Crystal have the same pronunciation, Mae and Ivan are done, Pata Fria is fired from the promo team and mark your calendars for the live show!! 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Can you fuck yourself?

0:02.4

Oh, great.

0:05.4

Thanks.

0:16.9

Hey, guys.

0:18.9

Hi.

0:19.9

Welcome to episode 213 in a pillow dysfunction with potterfria.

0:25.9

They see me rollin'.

0:27.9

Stop!

0:29.5

I've been singin' that.

0:31.0

I just told her stop.

0:32.5

Hella loud into my earphones.

0:34.5

Oh, I'm crystal.

0:36.5

I'm potterfria.

0:38.5

I'm in a full white trash uniform right now.

0:41.0

She's on a sleeveless Camaro shirt and I really love it.

0:44.0

I do.

0:45.0

And I got a tiny blue circle K-liter.

0:48.5

Oh, you're a real trash.

0:50.0

A real trash.

0:51.0

Barefoot.

0:52.0

Barefoot.

0:53.0

My hair looks a little gas station-y.

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