S1 Ep21: Would You Rather?

Bare With Us

Matt & Leah

Sexuality, Comedy, Relationships, Comedy Interviews, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture

4.9 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2020

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Matt & Leah shift gears to classic couples games in an attempt to right the ship from the doldrums and drama of the past several weeks.

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0:00.0	Matti real, Mattioreo, Mattiorea, Matti real, Matti real, Matti real, Matti real, Matti real, Matti real,
0:07.2	Matti real, Matti, real, Prink, Prink, Prink, Prink, Prink, Pricking, Pricking, Pricking.
0:13.0	Bricket, Pricking, Brick, Brick, Brick, Brick, Brick, Brick, Brick, Brick, Brick, Brick.
0:22.2	Matt and Leah, Matt and Leah, Matt and Leah, Matt and Leah.
0:26.3	A Pam K.
0:28.0	What is up, boys and girls and everything in between?
0:31.1	It's Bear with us.
0:32.0	I am stuffed up and off to a bad start already, but we're going to power through because I'm in a good mood. I am still Matt. She is still Leah. Leah, how are you, my dear?
0:40.2	I must say I'm really enjoying my first week in my 33 years.
0:45.1	Yeah?
0:45.5	Yeah.
0:46.1	I really enjoyed last week our little trip down south, which has led to be still rinsing sand out of my butt crack for a week.
0:54.5	There's some other stuff. You should be ring sand out of my butt crack for a week. There's some other stuff.
0:55.6	You should be rinsing out of your butt crack besides sand.
0:58.7	What the fuck does that mean?
1:04.0	Oh my God.
1:05.4	I don't know.
1:06.9	Can we talk about the fact that this morning you said, babe, what is that on your face?
1:11.5	And I'm like, what?
1:13.1	And you're like right there and you're like pointing out my face.
1:14.9	It's a fucking pimple.
1:16.6	You do that all the time.
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