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Never Thought I'd Say This

S1 Ep20: Bastards Are Out

Never Thought I'd Say This

Audioboom Studios

Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2019

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Celia tells Jodie how she used her daughter to get her out of a bad date, which opens up a discussion about when it is OK to lie (especially as a girl/woman in order to stay safe), and how to explain the difference to your kids. Then, Jodie reveals how she once got Celia out of a hilariously terrible date. Just bad dates all around.

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Transcript

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