S1 Ep20: 020 - Michael Jr - God's Not Dead, Dog Names and 5 Roosters

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Christianity, Religion & Spirituality, Improv

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🗓️ 21 July 2016

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

The awesome Michael Jr joins us on the podcast this week. Tim, Michael Jr, John Branyan and Caleb figure out that Craig isn't on the bus. Tim LOVED Michael Jr in God's Not Dead, even though he wasn't in it. Michael tells us to put our Mom's hands up. John Branyan tries to get free eggs from a bunch of roosters. Michael has a theory about pet names, and Tim pays top dollar for dogs without baggage. Also on this episode: Michael Jr (dotcom) has a bunch of irons in the fire. Tim gets confused on Michael's projects again. Michael doesn't understand the rhythm of Caleb's voice. And John learns that he's color deaf. Tweet us @poddybreak See more Michael Jr at http://michaeljr.com Tweet him @Michaeljrcomedy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0	I'm going to go ahead and do it.
0:07.0	One, John, can you move your mic a little closer your face?
0:12.5	You say that every time.
0:13.5	Well, that's because you don't do it.
0:14.5	There you go.
0:15.5	Yeah, John, just do what you're told.
0:16.5	I didn't even move it.
0:17.5	I didn't even move it.
0:18.5	I just touched it.
0:19.5	No, you did move it.
0:20.5	I saw it.
0:21.5	It's just like logical thing.
0:22.5	Well, that strike one.
0:23.5	Strike one.
0:24.5	Is everybody comfortable?
0:25.5	Everybody good?
0:26.5	Yeah.
0:27.5	My mic feels a little too close to my face.
0:29.5	That's perfect.
0:30.5	Well, the record is dangling though.
0:32.8	Let's just calm down.
0:34.8	Okay?
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